Monday, April 21, 2014

Unextraordinary Man

The story of Unextraordinary man started out funnily enough, quite extraordinary.  He was born into a family of superheroes, his dad was Batman’s secret stunt double.  And his mother being Captain America’s trainer.  He didn't want to be like his parents, who were by any measure extraordinary.  When he came out to his parents that he wanted to be unextraordinary he was banned from the house at just ten years old.  He had to work the streets for cash, until finally one of his early childhood friend’s parents took him in.  They treated him just like an ordinary boy, as they were oblivious to his background.  He went through life just fine and like a normal boy with no real troubles after being adopted.  On his eighteenth birthday he decided he wanted to dedicate his life to becoming the most unextraordinary man he could be.  


Unextraordinary Man was one of the most iconic superheroes amongst the locals of The Big Apple.  He walked the streets in full uniform ready to flee from crime.  His power was being absurdly ordinary, he was the best at his craft.  His uniform was bulletproof, and pants were tailored so well he didn't even require a belt to keep them up.  But that is all Unextraordinary Man had going for him in terms of being different, besides that he was the most ordinary man in the world.



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